Derp.

Jun. 7th, 2014 09:08 am
tencrush: (french steve)




Derp.



No reason. You can go now.





tencrush: (chris beard porn)
Two of the Howling Commandos spoke French. This explains this.



I'm just saying that because I forgot all about the French thing because my memory sucks.

Question: If vibranium is "completely vibration absorbent" as Howard Stark says, why does Cap's shield go 'doinggg' all the time?

Anyway.
tencrush: (french steve)
Things I have learned from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Illustrated version.

Lesson One: STEVE ROGERS HAS SEXUAL TENSION AND/OR CHEMISTRY WITH THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE AND/OR OBJECTS:

Sexytaims with Steve Rogers )

So, yes, there's that. And now:

Lesson Two: STEVE ROGERS HAS NO SEXUAL TENSION AND/OR CHEMISTRY WITH:

1)Sharon.

His future canon girlfriend/wife.

Sharon

Yeah, I don't get it either.

Actually, I kind of do get it, van Camp just has no presence to begin with, is one of the few people in the universe who has no chemistry with Chris Evans, and only has one facial expression which is this one that I like to call "inexplicably smug"

Please, please, don't make this A Thing in Cap 3. It's not going to work out. I'M BEGGING YOU, NO.

GNNNGH

Apr. 11th, 2014 08:05 am
tencrush: (french steve)
I keep seeing helmet-hair french-speaking Steve everywhere I go in gif form. I guess I'm not the only one with a fetish.

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God help me this is too much.
tencrush: (rory distracting)
STEVEANDPEGGYSPAMTAIM
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I ship Cap 'n Carter so hard, but I feel like I should get over it, given the circumstances, so I have picspammed those things that happened in that film where Steve's a dancing monkey, in the hopes that I wil be able to put them behind me and start shipping Steve and Natasha like I obviously should. so, here, this is what I recall happening:

THEIR LOVE IS SO CONFUSING, for Steve, anyway )

ROCKS FELL. STEVE DIES. Oh, and then he says he had a date and BREAKS YOUR HEART JUST A LITTLE BIT. GAH, STEVE, stop doing that.

tencrush: (rory distracting)
Yeah, so Captain America: The Winter Soldier happened and I won't spoil it for anyone but it is ALL KINDS OF AWESOME.

I can reveal about two things without spoiling the plot, and they are the following:

Steve seems to spend an inordinate amount of time in this elevator:

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I'm not complaining about that, because he has a special elevator face that's sort of adorkable.

He also spends an inordinate amount of the film in chinos:

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Which, I can't really complain about either. For reasons.

In summary, then:

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GO SEE IT. Then we'll talk.
tencrush: (rory distracting)
Just the one:

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No reason.

Anyway, yes, so Amy Acker apparently plays Audrey, Coulson's cellist, in an upcoming episode of SHIELD. My predictions: A)she dies B)she hates him forever C)she doesn't actually get told he's alive or D)she dies. Whatever way, I somehow doubt it involves Phil finally getting some. That makes me do a sadface.

Oh, Steve.

Mar. 19th, 2014 01:23 pm
tencrush: (rory distracting)
Texts from the Avengers still makes me chuckle. These are for [livejournal.com profile] off_coloratura, as they I feel they are relevant to her interests.

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Bless him.

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