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Aug. 27th, 2011 07:43 pm
tencrush: (happy missus rory)
35 minutes till Matturday. SO EXCITED. Mofftiem has made me SO EXCITED about telly again, it's not normal.

HERE HAVE A GRATUITOUS REPOST:



You know I'll be posting that gif over and over again until EVERYONE acknowledges its greatness.

The only thing that saddens me is that Matturday coincides with Torchwood STILL being on the telly, for fuck's sake be over already. I don't want my friendlist tainted with wank about Miracle Day anymore, even the voyeuristic amusement factor has gone out of it now. Just die Jack, die.

BUT HEY IT'S MATTURDAY SO PLEASE BE FILLING MY FRIENDSLIST WITH MATTURDAY SQUEE AND SHUT UP ABOUT THAT OTHER THING.

LOL

Sep. 8th, 2009 09:44 am
tencrush: (sheldon nummy)
My meme stalker has taken to posting ENTIRE POSTS, IN THEIR ENTIRETY on the meme. It makes a change from the commentless links, I suppose. In this case, I think the idea was to have everyone pile in and say how wrong I am to say that people having casual sex is just that, people having casual sex. Which happens, A LOT, so take your moral superiority and shove it up your arse, because some people actually enjoy having safe and consensual sex, dudes. Really! It didn't really work in this case, because most people seem to agree with me, apart from those who enjoy calling other people skanks for what those other people do with their pussies which is none of their fucking business. Yo, meme, your prudish Yank is showing. Put it away, already.

For the record: I don't think the meme is beneath me. I'm just not terribly interested in posting there. I fully support anyone who likes the anonymity of the meme, and I can totally understand why people like that aspect of it, I'm sure it's very liberating. I just have a terrible time talking to people I can't identify and who can't identify me, I need some sort of context. It makes me really uncomfortable for some reason, probably for the same reasons that other people find it comforting. Sure I read it, I've more or less always read it, how would I find out about sinkwank otherwise? You gotta go somewhere, and truth be told, on a fannish level, I hardly venture off LiveJournal nowadays, there's not much else to my fannish world, I've never read TWOP and only rarely read Digital Spy, I didn't like the old OG much and I haven't even signed up for the new one, all I ever did there was argue with old men anyway. I still get pissed that I get linked to so often on the meme, simply because I don't really think I have that fascinating or controversial an opinion on anything, so I fail to see the point. But just like sink sex, whatever floats your boat is fine with me, link away, take the piss, do whatever makes you happy. In your pants.

Yeah, I know, I said I'd do a picspam. But first I'll do a post about love. All this will happen after I've cleaned the carpet, today's the last day of warmness when it might actually dry and it needs attention after the kiddie party. There was spillage. lots of it.

I use my Sheldon icon because dudes, Big Bang's nearly on again.

ETA: Also, I HAVE FISH. Dudes, if you think having fish means buying an aquarium, filling it with water and bunging some fish in, you'd be SORELY MISTAKEN. I think we've spent well over 50 euros on additives and testing kits alone. Fuck me, they're more work that a dog.

So...

Jan. 17th, 2009 08:39 am
tencrush: (ninja teaboy)
Apparently, yesterday was International Fetish Day. Who knew? Seriously, who knew? I'm international, and I've got quite a few fetishes, but I was unaware of this event. Next time, people, when instigating International Days for things we should be aware of and support, Advertise Moar. Speaking of advertising, here's my belated contribution to International Fetish Day, which also goes to show that advertising just isn't as fun as it used to be. Or marriage, for that matter.




In other news, I am disappointed that no one in the US who loves me has even vaguely offered to send me tasteless Obama memorabilia yet. What does a girl have to do?



Honestly, you people.

MAGIC!

Jan. 9th, 2009 05:24 pm
tencrush: (thud)
Latest charity shop aquisition: Celtic Sex Magic, I kid you not. If it's got the word "sex" in it, I just can't seem to leave it on the shelf and there's something about the coupling of the words sex and magic that makes me chuckle on the inside and subsequently spend my cash, every single time. And in the same way that The Art of Sexual Magic taught me how intensely dull it would be to have sex with Sting, Celtic Sex Magic is teaching me how right I am in not really trusting men with beards, just generally.

"Jon G. Hughes is part of a lineage of Druids that has been practicing for five generations in a remote area of Wales." I think a Torchwood episode's in order, I swear to God this would be MORE traumatising than cannibals ever could be. Plus, the script just totally writes itself, it's written itself halfway in my head already.

If anyone, especially a bearded anyone, ever tells you he needs help "potentizing his spells", run like fuck.

OH, and...

Dec. 12th, 2008 11:19 am
tencrush: (Default)
RIP Bettie.

The fact that your hair was almost as frizzy as mine meant far more to me than perhaps anyone will ever truly know.



Trust me to find a bondage picture, right? Nice.

tencrush: (Default)
Oh, alright then, I'll do a post about Jack, Ianto and anal sex. Elsewhere on my flist there's already a rant about the subject, but I still feel inspired enough to contribute my thoughts on the matter.

The lubrication coefficent... )

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